Saturday, June 16, 2007
pros and cons of being a bakala!
I have never questioned myself whether or not I’m gonna be straight or gay. Of course I don’t want to be straight. I don’t want to leave the tres marias! My sisters errrm my brothers and I are history!

Ever since I was a little boy, I always imagined myself wearing a pretty long black dress. And sometimes when I’m home alone, I try scouring my mom’s closet and try on her high hills. I walk back and forth making the whole house a huge runway.

I had my first guy crush when I was in first grade. Nakikipag habulan ako sa crush ko. Usually, I tease him and when he’s already pissed, he tends to run after me. And when he catches me, he squeezes my body by hugging me really tight. Syempre super happy ako about that! I intentionally do that everyday just for the opportunity of him hugging me. Edi baklang bakla!

Anyway, enough about my siblings and me. Let’s talk about pros and cons of being gay.


  • You always look good in public.
  • You are a happy person.
  • You’re good in impersonating.
  • You always try to be on top.
  • You can always be a peppermint whenever you want to.
  • You can always dress like a girl.
  • You can always flirt with anyone.
  • You are straightforward!
  • You don’t have to prove anything.
  • Debating is your forte!
  • You are good in pretending.
  • They always think that you’re never out of money.
  • You’re ambitious.
  • Many guys are coming out of the closet.
  • You are ever creative.
  • You can utter 50 words a second.
  • You’re a pessimist.


  • You are always heartbroken. If not always, most of the time!
  • You are never satisfied.
  • You can’t marry and have conjugal rights.
  • People don’t acknowledge your contribution to the society.
  • You have to establish something to be accepted in the society.
  • It’ll be hard for you to adopt.
  • You are weak when it comes to hot men.
  • You’re always abused by them.
  • It’s never easy to admit you’re gay.
  • Aging is the most critical part of your life.
  • You’ll forever shave all the sumpa!
  • You are fickle minded most of the time.
  • You can never compete with girls. You’ll forever be a bakala!

posted by Hans at 10:10 PM | Permalink | 2 comments
Walang magandang nangyari sakin ngayong linggong ito sa kadahilanan ng paglala ng aking tonsilaytis!

Hindi na tama na hindi nawawala ang aking tonsilaytis! dapat siguro ay pagtuunan ko ng pansin ang paggamot dito. Ika nga ng aking mahal na lola: "anak, mag-gargel ka ng maligamgam na tubig na may asin para mawala agad ang iyong tonsil!"

Ay naloka ako! Ayoko naman mawala ang tonsils ko!

If I'm not mistaken, tonsils are tissues on both sides of the throat. Tonsils are there to trap bacteria and viruses entering through the throat. They also produce antibodies to help fight infections.

Kamusta naman yun pag nawalan ako ng tonsils edi naging sakitin naman ako!

Love you nani! Mwuah! ;*
posted by Hans at 3:33 PM | Permalink | 0 comments